Total Medals Earned: 5,533 (From 949 different games.) Total Medal Score: 81,285 Points
Medals Earned: 20/30 (175/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Find Alucard.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 4.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (150/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy broccoli
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/300 points)
Played 10 times in one session
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Medals Earned: 5/23 (50/500 points)
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/195 points)
No Mistakes in City Street Scenario
No Mistakes in Rooftop Scenario
No Mistakes in Dock Scenario
No Mistakes in Graveyard Scenario
Experience All Scenarios
Medals Earned: 7/13 (100/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (110/110 points)
Fly to the cosmic garbage
Fly to the balloon
Fly to the UFO
49 Day Ago
Fly to the Moon
Hit 5 crows
Hit 5 balloons
Hit 5 satellites
Use 5 accelerators during one flight
Collect 5 jerrycans during one flight
Fly to the helicopter
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/125 points)
Click the link to the coolest site on the Web.
Score a combo of 3 or more.
Find the hidden egg.
Complete a level with less than 5 seconds left.
Complete a level without flying in front of any teachers.